I think women are concerned too much with their clothes. Men don't really care that much about women's clothes. If they like a girl chances are they'll like her clothes.

When I get up and work out I'm working out just as much for my girls as I am for me because I want them to see a mother who loves them dearly who invests in them but who also invests in herself. It's just as much about letting them know as young women that it is okay to put yourself a little higher on your priority list.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial gossip among men especially if it is about women is called theory or idea or fact.

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

If women want any rights more than they's got why don't they just take them and not be talking about it.

My mother was very strong. Once she picked up a coconut and smashed it against my father's head. It taught me about women defending themselves and not collapsing in a heap.

A lot of very beautiful women can be a pain because all they're thinking about is how they look.

No one is more arrogant toward women more aggressive or scornful than the man who is anxious about his virility.

Once we hit forty women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka one for wine one for cheese and one for chocolate.

Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company.