I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.

Women are naturally secretive and they like to do their own secreting.

To keep your secret is wisdom to expect others to keep it is folly.

To keep your secret is wisdom but to expect others to keep it is folly.

You might hold an ethical position that it's wrong to lie but if you have plans for a war in Iraq and you want to keep them secret for practical reasons - to reduce casualties perhaps - and someone asks you about those plans you may need to lie for a 'good' outcome.

I saw clearly that war was upon us when I learned that my young men had been secretly buying ammunition.

We have always said that in our war with the Arabs we had a secret weapon - no alternative.

Brainy folks were also present in Lyndon Johnson's administration especially in the Pentagon where Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara's brilliant 'whiz kids' tried to micro-manage the Vietnam war with disastrous results.