A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

Women do not often fall in love with philosophers.

If we mean to have heroes statesmen and philosophers we should have learned women.

If I became a philosopher if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting it's all been to seduce women basically.

To a philosopher all news as it is called is gossip and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea.

The word philosophy sounds high-minded but it simply means the love of wisdom. If you love something you don't just read about it you hug it you mess with it you play with it you argue with it.

The hunger for facile wisdom is the root of all false philosophy.

Rightly defined philosophy is simply the love of wisdom.

There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy.

Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.