Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.

First you take a drink then the drink takes a drink then the drink takes you.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

I just get things done instead of talking about getting them done. I don't go out and party. I don't smoke drink or do drugs and I'm not married that leaves a lot of time for my work.

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic and that's not true because I only drink when I work and I'm a workaholic.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked and the women are hot. I can't think of a better nation on the planet.

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier but not for you fifty thousand dollars or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.

If you were to offer a thirsty man all wisdom you would not please him more than if you gave him a drink.

Then trust me there's nothing like drinking So pleasant on this side of the grave: It keeps the unhappy from thinking And makes e'en the valiant more brave.