If you want to make God laugh tell him about your plans.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
If my films make one more person miserable I'll feel I have done my job.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
The food here is terrible and the portions are too small.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
If you're not failing every now and again it's a sign you're not doing...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience but as far as meaningless...
In an online community there's this kind of social economy between the community members. Some people have status because they make cool skins or that's a good website that's visited a lot but there's no real gameplay there.