I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great...
I like children - fried.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for...
I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
All the men in my family were bearded and most of the women.
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I don't want to feel like a failure to my daughter. She's the best thing I've ever done. Buffy - pretty great and all but Charlotte's way better.
