Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the...
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no point in...
Hell I never vote for anybody I always vote against.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Never try to impress a woman because if you do she'll expect you to keep up...
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
In nature we never see anything isolated but everything in connection with something else which is before it beside it under it and over it.
