Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the...
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no point in...
Hell I never vote for anybody I always vote against.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Never try to impress a woman because if you do she'll expect you to keep up...
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
The flow of Guiness into the studio was inspirational as well as nutritive.
