I bought some batteries but they weren't included.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really...
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died all his friends went to the...
I have an answering machine in my car. It says I'm home now. But leave a...
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights so it looks like I'm...
Never floss with a stranger.