I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said 'What for?'...
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach... it pisses...
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck but my lawyer thinks he can...
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me 'Did you sleep good?' I...
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
If God dropped acid would he see people?
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future but only way off to the...
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
I've won some pretty cool things in my life and I have a lot of great titles.
