I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the...
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking ' but I don't have that much time.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered...
When I die I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were...
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment...
Monarchs ought to put to death the authors and instigators of war as their sworn enemies and as dangers to their states.
