Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy...
In law nothing is certain but the expense.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing but a little want of knowledge is...
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him...
All philosophies if you ride them home are nonsense but some are greater...
The worst thing that can happen to a man is to lose his money the next worst...
From a worldly point of view there is no mistake so great as that of being...
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him...
God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.
To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should...
I'm sort of like a lame single guy in a red sports car.
