But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the...
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic and that's not true because I only...
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
You wanna get the truth out of me get me hammered.
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection because...
I do live like a rock star but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of...
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever...
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade... And try...
Men act out like they're horrified by marriage but when they find the woman of their dreams they love it.
