Yeah I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender 'Make me a zombie.' He said...
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the...
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact...
I haven't understood a bar of music in my life but I have felt it.
