Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
My marriage is on the rocks again yeah my wife just broke up with her...
We sleep in separate rooms we have dinner apart we take separate vacations...
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips yet she won't...
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my...
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When...
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately...
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over there's nobody...
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
A lot of country music is sad.
