Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells...
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes...
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Older people shouldn't eat health food they need all the preservatives they...
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in...
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said 'Take my heart! Take my...
I find that people find a way out of misery through humor and it's humor that's often unacceptable to people who are not in quite such a state of misery.
