Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in...
Housework can't kill you but why take a chance?
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep or I'd be rotten to the core.
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for...
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Whatever you may look like marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades...
I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.
