My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl...
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away...
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear...
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has...
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to...
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
There's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
I need to work to support my family.
