Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle...
Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any...
The good news is that according to the Obama administration the rich will...
Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights....
As I get older all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children...
Never fight an inanimate object.
Because of their size parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
Everybody knows how to raise children except the people who have them.
A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then...
The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail.
