Women would rather be right than reasonable.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it...
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you...
Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays...
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you're...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your...
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball and that...
I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular the most practical the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression modesty sex appeal simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
