Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you...
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week...
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach but it...
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy...
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out...
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want drink what...
Manners are like the shadows of virtues they are the momentary display of those qualities which our fellow creatures love and respect.
