If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must...
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will...
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin but of course society...
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private...
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Man after all my grandma put into me learning the piano that was a hard day telling her I was telling jokes for a living.
