For my scale how I grew up and live my life I'm making plenty of money.
When you're a father in a marriage you sort of become the mother's...
I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense...
I wish I could know everything ever like that would be my wish - that's what...
There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like comedy...
When two kids are being completely berserk and they're naked and throwing...
The problem is the more famous you get the more people see you who didn't...
America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.
I think you have to try and fail because failure gets you closer to what...
It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians have to get hurt in wars otherwise combat would be such a wonderfully healthy way to rid the human race of unneeded trash.
