If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more...
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing...
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch...
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for...
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth inventor of television we'd still be...
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was...
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone...
I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the Earth because I figure a) They pay my salary and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody so I would say just come on up.
