I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and...
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
The good die young because they see it's no use living if you have got to be...
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately instead...
If it isn't the sheriff it's the finance company I've got more attachments...
There's very little advice in men's magazines because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think 'I know what I'm doing just show me somebody naked.'
