I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put...
Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why...
Comediennes are the lucky ones because if you're funny you can be 125 years...
Never floss with a stranger.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes and six months later...
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and...
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
The first time I see a jogger smiling I'll consider it.
Diets like clothes should be tailored to you.
I've always wanted to own and control the primary technology in everything we do.
