I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put...
Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why...
Comediennes are the lucky ones because if you're funny you can be 125 years...
Never floss with a stranger.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes and six months later...
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and...
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
The first time I see a jogger smiling I'll consider it.
Diets like clothes should be tailored to you.
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards they try to have more things or more money in order to do more of what they want so they will be happier.
