That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than...
Men want to make women happy.
There's very little advice in men's magazines because men don't think...
The truth is I had always wanted to be a comedian but I really didn't have...
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water the...
To me if life boils down to one thing it's movement. To live is to keep...
Where lipstick is concerned the important thing is not color but to accept...
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia they can take anything they want!
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
There is a certain age at which a child looks at you in all earnestness and delivers a long pleased speech in all the true inflections of spoken English but with not one recognizable syllable.