I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in...
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a...
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Whether for life or death do your own work well.
