I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in...
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a...
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
The 150th anniversary of Penn State will highlight what is important and good about this distinguished institution and the fine people and research that it produces.
