One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll...
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Marriage is a wonderful institution but who wants to live in an institution?
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is that I was born....
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that you've...
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Humor is reason gone mad.
No person I have ever met not even the most righteous or pure of heart has gone without those times when faith recedes in the busy-ness of life.
