Women should be obscene and not heard.
In Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Next time I see you remind me not to talk to you.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set I go...
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
I not events have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose...
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
My vanity is I'm terribly romantic! But being married is lovely.
