You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As...
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the...
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what do...
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an...
At a formal dinner party the person nearest death should always be seated...
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
