The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light he had...
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried...
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time somewhere...
Some people see things that are and ask Why? Some people dream of things...
Religion is just mind control.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough...
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
I am and always will be a sinner. But that's the beautiful thing about Jesus. I'll always try to be a better person in the eyes of God. But I'm not all of a sudden stepping up on a pedestal and saying I'm holier than thou 'cause I'm not!
