Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not...
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.
Happiness? A good cigar a good meal a good cigar and a good woman - or a...
Look to the future because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my...
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had...
I spent a year in that town one Sunday.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.
When onstage I always try to take my audience through as many emotions as I possibly can. I want them to go from laughter to tears be shocked and surprised and walk out the door with a renewed sense of themselves - and maybe a smile.
