Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all...
God created man but I could do better.
When I stand before God at the end of my life I would hope that I would not...
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Like religion politics and family planning cereal is not a topic to be...
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
People trust I know what I'm doing. I have lots of credibility. I've had years of learning. I know and understand my business.
