Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
It was all that stuff about taking your parents' car when you're 13 sneaking booze into rock shows and ditching school with your friends. I could relate to that as a former teenager rather than as a present parent.
