Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you...
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have...
For disappearing acts it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours...
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of...
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
A pun is the lowest form of humor unless you thought of it yourself.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub...
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning...
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
I remember being a kid and sleeping over at my friend's house and staying up late and watching 'Nosferatu.' Vampire movies are supposed to be secret and bad. They should be rated R.
