Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you...
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have...
For disappearing acts it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours...
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of...
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
A pun is the lowest form of humor unless you thought of it yourself.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub...
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning...
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
I don't know if there is a gene for comedy but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know it. He was a naturally funny character and when my brother and I would laugh at things he said and did he would say 'What do you think is so funny?'
