I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...
Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey...
Just put down 9/11... I think on most things I'm liberal except on...
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that...
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an...
I rant therefore I am.
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly...
I would like to have you quote me Erich von Stroheim as having said on this day of this month of this year this one thing: you Americans are living on baby food.
