For example I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of...
I didn't do improv in college I never performed I didn't do theater either....
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at...
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright like just always as...
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea then I...
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce....
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle then you're fat!
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40 000 pieces. And when you finish it it...
Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening.
