Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
But most good movies have a gun in them.
I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...
When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of...
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...
What other people call dark and despairing I call funny.
I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe...
English once accepted as an international language is no more secure than French has proved to be as the one and only accepted language of diplomacy or as Latin has proved to be as the international language of science.
