Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
But most good movies have a gun in them.
I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...
When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of...
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...
What other people call dark and despairing I call funny.
I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe...
My mom had me when she was 16 and I was an only child which is probably why I received a lot of love and didn't miss that my father wasn't around.
