Advertising is a business of words but advertising agencies are infested...
The consumer isn't a moron she is your wife.
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious...
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
I do not regard advertising as entertainment or an art form but as a medium...
The secret of long life is double careers. One to about age sixty then...
If any man claims the Negro should be content... let him say he would willingly change the color of his skin and go to live in the Negro section of a large city. Then and only then has he a right to such a claim.
