Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people...
Hollywood's just not funny.
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by...
There are only three things women need in life: food water and compliments.
Sometimes people offer you plays they offer you parts but they only offer...
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Yeah I love being famous. It's almost like being white y'know?
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson not Jesse...
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
If you never change your mind why have one?
