The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...
Most ball games are lost not won.
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from...
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
Never make predictions especially about the future.
All right everyone line up alphabetically according to your height.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well he has a lovely wife and family a...
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do lose 'em right.
When you're 14 anything with a sword and a dragon is pretty cool. But when you're 21 and you've read 2 000 fantasy novels you start to realize that some of those books well they weren't really good. OK let's be honest. A lot of them were crap.
