Marriage n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master a...
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ardor n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of...
Jealous adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be...
Mad adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual...
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his...
Ignorance is never better than knowledge.