The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

When he was born I looked at my little boy and felt an unconditional love I never knew was inside me. As he grew and I watched him stagger about squeak his first words and turn into a beautiful little boy that feeling did not change.

I walk into a kids' store and it's amazing the types of instruments - little squeaky things rattling things spinning tops.