The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants and for peace like retarded pygmies.

Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge.

I got attention by being funny at school pretending to be retarded and jumping around with a deformed hand.

Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.