My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church they feed them to the Jews.

The three great elements of modern civilization Gun powder Printing and the Protestant religion.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist a woman in the audience stood up and said 'Yes but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.

My father was Catholic my mother was Protestant and because of that I got Christened in both churches so I've got all these names... but my Dad always called me Mick.

My dad was a militant atheist or is a militant atheist. My mum was sort of bought up in a religious family because she was a Protestant from Ireland but wasn't especially religious.

I'm not a religious person. My mom was of Jewish blood and my dad was Protestant.