I'm glad you're doing this story on us and not on the WNBA. We're so much prettier than all the other women in sports.
I used to be prettier than I am but I think I look better now. I was a pretty boy. Particularly in my early movies. I don't like looking at them so much. There's a sort of pretty thing about me.
My mom always said 'Don't date a guy who thinks he's prettier than you.'
I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.