The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people and then they come after you with machetes.

The hardest thing is spending twelve hours a day accommodating the rest of the world then going home at night and criticizing it. I would be curious about what I'd write if I didn't have to worry about offending.

My greatest happiness is to serve my gracious King and Country and I am envious only of glory for if it be a sin to covet glory I am the most offending soul alive.

Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone - except God.

Men shrink less from offending one who inspires love than one who inspires fear.