I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

I think intelligence is usually sexy until it becomes irritating. After that you're stuck.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Well I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job we never had a home we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I love singing - singing is what I'm famous for doing. Now it's turned into things I am famous for doing - like having rows with my mum or about my boyfriend so it does get irritating.

After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.