Joy descends gently upon us like the evening dew and does not patter down like a hailstorm.
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
My first car was an '84 Ford Taurus. It caught on fire from me trying to change the fuel pump so that wasn't good at all. Dried leaves on the ground while I was trying to change the fuel pump. Don't do that. Do it on concrete.
